Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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