This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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