yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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