Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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