Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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