i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
