He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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