I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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