Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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