Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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