She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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