Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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