It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You took a bar mat shot.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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