Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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