So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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