Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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