Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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