My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just had sex on a roof
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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