Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why do cheetos always look like penises
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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