How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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