I'm going to jail i love you
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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