This is not my ceiling
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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