I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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