And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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