I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
