it was like his penis was on wheels.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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