He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
