I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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