They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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