i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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