hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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