I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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