billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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