What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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