omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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