Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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