my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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