Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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