Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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