Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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