how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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