Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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