normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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