I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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