yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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