Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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