When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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