sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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