8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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