Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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