this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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