Umm I'm too high to move.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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