I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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